captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(via crystallized-teardrops)

cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

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(Source: 911official, via domorethanbelievex)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: the-maines, via collapsed)